March 2012
196 posts
Resisting the urge to text you and tell you to come cuddle with me. Fucking shit it’s hard
February 2012
251 posts
Watchcamer4s:
This just made my whole day
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Homesick
Wish I was going home for more than a week. I miss Boston….
Summer where the fuck are you? :(
PSY 395
Abnormal Psychology. I really really REALLY thought I’d love that class. But it’s actually kind of scary.
We’ve been talking about OCD lately, phobias. And I haven’t told anyone here, (but now they’ll all know cuz of this post….but I don’t really care because i trust everyone who has my tumblr link) but I have OCD and emetophobia.
Luckily, my OCD...
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normal student: ehh im never going to need this shit, im going to smack this teacher in the face, bitch you say the dumbest shit...
me: i wonder who in this class has fucked..
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Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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I am so fucking fickle.
So I saw you today. And you were definitely flirting- it’s undeniable. I was pretty worried I was friend zoned, but maybe you’re just kind of a pussy like me?
Shit. I like you again. But not really shit… because you like me too. Let’s see where this goes. :)
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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hi, you're a fucking hypocrite.
You know what? Fuck you right back. I am so fucking sick of you treating me like crap and yelling at me.
You have absolutely ZERO reason to be upset with me. I can be friends (or more than friends, for that matter) with WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO BE. And you have no place to get mad at me for “stealing your college boyfriend” when your ACTUAL real life boyfriend is sitting TWO FEET...
So, it's official
I figured myself out: I like douchebags. And only douchebags. Well, why is that? How do you know this? Easy.
WHY:
One. I don’t think I believe in real, Disney, fairytale love anymore or if I do, I don’t believe it’s coming anytime soon.
Two. Maybe part of me thinks I don’t deserve that love? I’m not so sure about that part because I’ve fixed my self-esteem...
Me: So... Do you come here often?
Ryan Gosling: ...
Me: ...
Ryan Gosling: ...
Me: ...
Ryan Gosling: This is my shower.
american teenager on a laptop while watching a plasma screen tv and texting from their iPhone: I'm bored.
Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
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Anonymous asked: Hello bird-stealingbread. Look, you are what a college freshman? This is the prime time for you to be going out and experience the abundances of life. Settling down WILL come eventually, but not now. This is the time that you'll look back on years later as the 'golden' ages. If you're tired of the guys you're currently dealing with, then BY ALL MEANS go dig for more...